5.1 Practice: Using Dad jokes

These questions serve as practice questions to test your knowledge, before attempting the Accreditation Test.

1. When your child says “Dad, did you get a haircut?”, the correct response is:
   Yes No, I got them all cut! Only on the top!
2. When your child says “Dad, can you put my shoes on?”, the correct response is:
   Sure! No, they are not going to fit me. Ask your mother. I can’t tie knots.
3. When your child says “Hi! I’m home!”, the correct response is:
   That’s lovely! Please to meet you Home; my name is Dad! Well shut the door.