4.2 Questions and answers Dad jokes
Q: What’s green and pear-shaped?
A: A pear.
A: A pear.
Q: What happened to the guy who lit a fire in his canoe to keep warm?
A: He learnt that you can’t have your kayak and heat it too.
A: He learnt that you can’t have your kayak and heat it too.
Q: How do you make a tissue dance?
A: Put a little boogie in it!
A: Put a little boogie in it!
Q: What’s brown and sticky?
A: A stick.
A: A stick.
Q: What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back?
A: A stick.
A: A stick.
Q: What’s an astronaut’s favorite part of a computer?
A: The space bar.
A: The space bar.
Q: Why are elevator jokes so classic and good?
A: They work on many levels.
A: They work on many levels.
Q: How do you tell the difference between tinned pears and tinned peaches?
A: Open the tin.
A: Open the tin.
Q: Why do bees have sticky hair?
A: Because they use a honeycomb.
A: Because they use a honeycomb.
Q: What do you call a fake noodle?
A: An impasta.
A: An impasta.
Q: What’s the difference between a poorly dressed man on a tricycle, and a well-dressed man on a bicycle?
A: Attire!
A: Attire!
Q: How many apples grow on a tree?
A: All of them!
A: All of them!
Q: Why did the scarecrow get promoted?
A: He was outstanding in his field
A: He was outstanding in his field