1.2 About the Dad-Joke Universal National Certificate

The “Dad-Joke Universal National Certificate” (or DJUNC, pronounced “junk”) is DUH’s flagship training program.

Definition 1.2 (DJUNC) DJUNC refers to the Dad-Joke Universal National Certificate.
DJUNC is pronounced as “Junk”.

The DJUNC is

  • Nationally recognised by at least zero national education bodies;
  • 100% money-back guarantee if anyone laughs at one of your Dad jokes4.
People are shocked when they find out I’m not a very good electrician.

  1. This online guarantee is worth the paper it isn’t written on.↩