4.4 KawanaLife jokes

Q: Why does the Swedish navy have barcodes on their ships?
A: So when they return to port they can Scandinavian…
(Matt A.)

Q: What do you call a deer with no eyes?
A: No idea.
(Elijah R.)

Q: What do you call a deer the eats carrots?
A: Good idea.
(Elijah R.)

Q: What do you call a deer the has no legs and no eyes?
A: Still no idea
(Elijah R.)

Q: What do you call the boat that Jesus and the disciples used to cross the lake?
A: The disciple ship.
(John V.)

The founder of knock knock jokes has just been given a “no bell” prize.
(Pastor Dony)

Q: What colour is the wind?
A: Blew…
(Gnat S.)

Q: Why can’t you use ‘Beef Stew’ as a password?
A: Because it’s not stroganoff.
(Nathan C.)

Q: What do you call a careful wolf?
A: Aware wolf…
(Nathan C.)

Q: Why did the pig run across the road?
A: Because the butcher was running out of pork…
(Lachie C.)

Atheism is a non-prophet organisation…
(Nathan C.)

I got bored one day so decided to read the dictionary. I read ‘next’ to ‘nothing’…
(Matt A.)

A bicycle can’t stand alone; it’s just two tired.
(Chris E.)

Q: What do you call a chook looking at the grass?
A: Chicken sees a salad.
(Peter D.)

Q: Why did’t the ghost go to the party?
A: Because he had nobody to go with!
(Elijah R.)

Q: What does a hungry clock do?
A: Go back 4 seconds…
(Peter D.)

Q: What happens to a frog’s car when it breaks down?
A: It gets toad.
(Nathan C.)

Q: Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill?
A: Because it wanted to get to the bottom!
(Elijah R.)

Q: Why didn’t the toilet paper cross the road?
A: Because it fell down the crack!
(Elijah R.)

The video below is courtesy of Megan A.